Mostly Mainers
THE "BRAINS"
If for some reason you care enough to read about our managers, good for you. See below.
Sam
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Earned Superlatives
Aliases
Record
Publisher of this website and 1st in the league, need I say more?
Manager of the Week (weeks 1,2)
Joe's Mother (week 1)
Draxx Them Sklounst (week 2-5)
Board of Directors (week 6-7)
5-2-0 | 879.38 pts | 1st
Garrett
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Earned Superlatives
Aliases
Record
Nobody knows much about him. Mysterious and quiet, but boy is he bad at rocket league.
Manager of the Week (week 5)
Garrett's Gridiron Goons (weeks 1-2)
Rough Landing (week 3-7)
5-2-0 | 820.80 pts | 2nd
Isaac
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He was cooler with long hair.
Bench Flex (week 6)
Saac Man (weeks 1-7)
5-2-0 | 749.04 pts | 3rd
Joe
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Earned Superlatives
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If you split the world into two groups, good people and bad people, Joe would be with the bad people.
Tough Luck Purple Heart (week 1)
Manager of the Week (week 7)
Gay Sam (week 1)
OPPAI!! (week 2)
Joseph Stalin (week 3-7)
4-3-0 | 897.32 pts | 4th
Commissioner - Will
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The self proclaimed "Corporate Weapon". Dude just sucks.
Self Sabotage (week 2)
Tough Luck Purple Heart (week 3)
Smart Spender (week 7)
LGBTQ+ AHH (week 1)
Goyim Garett (week 2)
Baddie Butch Lezbo Liams (week 3)
Cider Farty (week 4)
Toe Tonguer Foot Freak (week 5)
Eat my Organic 💩 dr dan (week 6)
Josh Jacobs Excuse'er (week 7)
4-3-0 | 865.12 pts | 5th
Matt
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Earned Superlatives
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Record
Red hair.
Silent But Deadly (week 5)
Matt's Malicious Gooners (weeks 1-7)
4-3-0 | 837.70 pts | 6th
Ben
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Spent $8 of FAAB to buy back Quentin Johnston 48 hrs after releasing him. Rides Drake Maye's Dick.
Toilet Bowl Pacesetter (week 1)
Buy High, Sell Low (week 2)
Biggest Cornball (week 6)
Saac Licker (week 1)
Matt? More like Door Matt (week 2)
Do Not Disturb On. (week 2)
2009 Garrett (week 3)
Comeback imminent (week 3)
Balding Leeroy (week 4)
Mr smithroy predalot (week 4)
Willjizzeater (week 5)
Sam's Big Papa (week 6)
Benjaming David XXI (week 7)
3-4-0 | 775.76 pts | 7th
Danny
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Earned Superlatives
Soon to be Doctor... What a nerd.
Aliases
Record
Tough Luck Purple Heart (week 2)
Danny's Dongers (weeks 1-7)
2-5-0 | 840.32 pts | 8th
Bowen
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He's probably somewhere in Japan. Don't try to text him, he changed his number.
Toilet Bowl Pacesetter (week 3)
Manager of the Week (week 6)
Hiroshima Handjobs (weeks 1-3)
I love Picken' Flowers (week 4-7)
2-5-0 | 742.48 pts | 9th
Liam
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Earned Superlatives
Aliases
Record
Loves: His Audi.
Hates: Oil leaks.
Noob Coaching Award (week 1)
Manager of the Week (week 3)
Funniest Team Name/Picture (week 5)
Tough Luck Purple Heart (week 7)
Leroy Jenkins (week 1)
Hingle McCringleberry (week 2)
Billiam Chuzz Fancyson (week 3)
Benjerkin Tenacity Lover (week 4)
Danny Larson (week 5)
Joe's Daddy (week 6-7)
1-6-0 | 789.58 pts | 10th